| Probability | Text |
|---|
| 99% | Attention everyone. Attention everyone. This is an emergency broadcast. The unpleasant noise you are about to hear coming from your radio is not a mistake. Please do not turn off your radio, but turn up the volume on your receiver as high as it can go, so that you can make the sound we broadcast as loud as possible. | ▶️ |
| 97% | We coming in in the treetops. | ▶️ |
| 93% | We like information coming backwards and filling in what you're not actually seeing | ▶️ |
| 97% | Your time has come! A storm is coming. Our storm. And when it arrives, it will shake the universe. Emperor! We come for you! | ▶️ |
| 97% | We coming back. | ▶️ |
| 96% | WE'RE COMING! | ▶️ |
| 100% | Who the fuck are you? What the hell are you thinking? What the hell are you like? I'm sick of fucking hearing that you all give it back to you when you leave. Who do you mean when we leave? You mean it back now? For the past 15 minutes now, you've been joining on about names. Toby. Toby. Toby. Toby Wong. Toby Wong. Toby Wong. Toby Chung. Fucking Charlie Chan. I've got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear and Toby, I don't know what, coming out of my right. | ▶️ |
| 98% | Okay, Neil, we can see you coming down the ladder now. Okay. | ▶️ |
| 99% | We're coming to the future. | ▶️ |
| 97% | We want to find as direct evidence as we can that a massive compact object, a dark star, is pulling on a companion star. So the way to do that is to measure the motion of the companion star. Since you can never directly take a photograph of a black hole, it just appears black, the best you can really do is measure its influence on material around it. We can then look for minute shifts in the color of the light coming from the star. And if these shifts are found and they go back and forth periodically, then that's an indication that something is tugging on the star. | ▶️ |
