| Probability | Text |
| 41% | Who the fuck are you? |
| 41% | What the hell are you thinking? |
| 41% | What the hell are you like? |
| 41% | I'm sick of fucking hearing that you all give it back to you when you leave. |
| 41% | Who do you mean when we leave? |
| 41% | You mean it back now? |
| 41% | For the past 15 minutes now, you've been joining on about names. |
| 41% | Toby. |
| 41% | Toby. |
| 41% | Toby. |
| 41% | Toby Wong. |
| 41% | Toby Wong. |
| 41% | Toby Wong. |
| 100% | Toby Chung. |
| 100% | Fucking Charlie Chan. |
| 100% | I've got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear and Toby, I don't know what, coming out of my right. |