| Probability | Text |
|---|
| 100% | Alright, Turds, listen up! Now that your mom is gone, I'm in charge. I don't know how you treat your other babysitters, but when I'm babysitting, you're nothing but a little turd. You're a stinky, dried up, stupid turd! | ▶️ |
| 97% | A lot of people ask me stupid fucking questions. A lot of people think that what I say on record, or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life, or that I believe in it. Or if I say that I want to kill somebody that I'm actually gonna do it, or that I believe in it. Oh shit, if you believe that, then I'll kill you. | ▶️ |
| 100% | Where are you going? I'm going home for a minute. I have to go to the bathroom. Just go behind the trees! I have to go number two. So you can poo in the wilderness? No way, dude! What would I wipe with? Cartman, don't be such a baby! We're supposed to be rugged outdoorsmen! What do I sit on? You just squat, stupid! Not here! Go further away! God, I'm glad you guys know how these pooping outside roofs... | ▶️ |
| 100% | I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid. | ▶️ |
| 95% | Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds. Exactly three fucking seconds to light that stupid- | ▶️ |
| 98% | Hortense, the mule-faced doll! No, loud-mouthed Lisa! Stupid Lisa garbage face! I can't stand this any longer. Somebody please pay attention to me! Hello? Pay attention to me? Look at me! I'm Bart, I'm Bart, look at me, look at me, look at me! | ▶️ |
| 100% | And like that just seems to be a bunch of pictures are dead. This is a lot here. Secret shame. Man, this is gonna want to load. Guys! Wow. Just fuck the DSI. Hot screen. It sucks. There's a crappy system. What else is here? Let's go to uh... There's a lot of crap in here. Gander bender chain. Oh, this is gonna be good. Wow. No stealing. Draw your own seeds or have a seconder. No stealing. No hating. And I can't go more. I can't do more. This isn't just cancer. Yeah. Fuck the DSI. The crappy system. No, you don't see. I'm going crunchy real quick. Wow. Why is there really heroes in this crappy techno duct that needs a good auto tune? And look, man. Real serious crap. Screw it. I'm just gonna try off the 3D. I mean DSI. This is just stupid. Tuna Memo's crap. It just is. Don't even bother with it. Unless you want a cringe because that's the only thing Tuna Memo is good for. That's all I have to say. Thanks for watching. And I'm done with this. This is just a nightmare of cringe. | ▶️ |
| 98% | And like that just seems to be a bunch of pictures are dead. This is a lot here. Secret shame. Man, this is gonna want to load. Guys! Wow. Just fuck the DSI. Hot screen. It sucks. There's a crappy system. What else is here? Let's go to uh... There's a lot of crap in here. Gander bender chain. Oh, this is gonna be good. Wow. No stealing. Draw your own seeds or have a seconder. No stealing. No hating. And I can't go more. I can't do more. This isn't just cancer. Yeah. Fuck the DSI. The crappy system. No, you don't see. I'm going crunchy real quick. Wow. Why is there really heroes in this crappy techno duct that needs a good auto tune? And look, man. Real serious crap. Screw it. I'm just gonna try off the 3D. I mean DSI. This is just stupid. Tuna Memo's crap. It just is. Don't even bother with it. Unless you want a cringe because that's the only thing Tuna Memo is good for. That's all I have to say. Thanks for watching. And I'm done with this. This is just a nightmare of cringe. | ▶️ |
| 99% | But I'm not stupid. | ▶️ |
| 100% | I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid. | ▶️ |
