| Probability | Text |
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| 88% | Santa Claus comes tonight. The more days to count, the even longer wait begins. The suspense of heaven to wait for the dead time to run. Yes, kids all have a way to say their prayers and go to sleep. When they wake up, the little fat man with the long white beard will stop by their houses and rough the answer to a wish from the most wonderful magical Santa Claus. | ▶️ |
| 91% | No more shines, Billy. What? I said no more shines. Maybe you were here by the way. You've been away a long time. They didn't go off there, pay. I don't shine shoes anymore. Relax. Read a quick letter. What's coming to you? I'm gonna break your balls a little bit. That's all. I'm only kidding with you. Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding. You know, there's a lot of people around. I mean, I'm only kidding with you. I'm in a party. I mean, I just came home. I haven't seen you in a long time. And I'm breaking your balls and you're right where you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm gonna offend you. I'm sorry. It's okay. I'll be right back. So... I'll go home and get your fucking shine box. | ▶️ |
| 92% | and most extraordinary, especially those of you all time. | ▶️ |
| 90% | Time to move your feet, get on y'all. | ▶️ |
| 89% | all time | ▶️ |
| 89% | Still inside minds, Malaria's thoughts, This breath is sinking, The way all, But the next step is to control the brain, In time we will feature of the two. | ▶️ |
| 86% | YO! Why is it my best to get out of this now and all time? | ▶️ |
| 87% | My handle is the whitey cracker, the progenitor of all the nerd rap that you hear in the day. There was a time in my life when the ladies didn't dig me. I didn't get laid and I didn't have a big screen. | ▶️ |
| 90% | Pathetic Earthling. Hurling your bodies out into the void! Without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would have hidden from it in time. | ▶️ |
| 89% | This is P. Rose, a space soldier from the planet of your galaxy. I fully realize our language differences. However, I also know you finally have perfected the digital literature. Or as you on Earth call it, the language you do. So you can now understand that which I speak. Since the beginning of your time, we have been far beyond your planet. It has taken you centuries to even grasp what we developed eons of your years ago. Do you still believe it impossible we exist? You didn't actually think you were the only inhabited planet in the universe. How can any race be so stupid? Permit me to set your mind at ease. You don't have to conquer your planet. Only save it. We could have destroyed it long ago if that had been our aim. Our principal purpose is friendly. I admit we had to take certain means, but you might refer to us as coming. But that is because of your big guns which have destroyed some of our representatives. If you persist in denying us all our language, then we must only accept that you do not want us on friendly terms. We then have no alternative but to destroy you before you destroy us. | ▶️ |
