| Probability | Text |
| 98% | What about you mom? Yum, bum, bum | ▶️ |
| 94% | That's a better book, mom. | ▶️ |
| 100% | Alright, Turds, listen up! Now that your mom is gone, I'm in charge. I don't know how you treat your other babysitters, but when I'm babysitting, you're nothing but a little turd. You're a stinky, dried up, stupid turd! | ▶️ |
| 99% | Yeah, mom. | ▶️ |
| 99% | Yeah, mom. | ▶️ |
| 100% | My mom makes a soul joke! | ▶️ |
| 96% | not respond from mom | ▶️ |
| 98% | You're still here, mom! | ▶️ |
| 98% | Work as hard as you want, Mom. | ▶️ |
| 100% | My mom threw away my best porno mag! | ▶️ |