| Probability | Text |
|---|
| 100% | Hey, what's happening, dude? | ▶️ |
| 100% | No problem, dude. | ▶️ |
| 100% | Cool, but Ed, you broke it! Mm-hmm. Heh heh heh. Sure, dude. I meant to do that. | ▶️ |
| 99% | Yo, we're on, dude. What's up, man? | ▶️ |
| 97% | Come on dude, we're missing it! | ▶️ |
| 100% | Where are you going? I'm going home for a minute. I have to go to the bathroom. Just go behind the trees! I have to go number two. So you can poo in the wilderness? No way, dude! What would I wipe with? Cartman, don't be such a baby! We're supposed to be rugged outdoorsmen! What do I sit on? You just squat, stupid! Not here! Go further away! God, I'm glad you guys know how these pooping outside roofs... | ▶️ |
| 95% | Oh boy. Well, I mean you killed a dude. Okay, you'll see one. | ▶️ |
| 95% | Yeah dude, feel this. | ▶️ |
| 96% | You tell her, dude. | ▶️ |
| 96% | Damn dude, that kid is fucked up! | ▶️ |
