| Probability | Text |
|---|
| 96% | I hope you enjoy your day. It's time for you to come home. When you're doing it, I can't just force me to get my help. I'll send you some money. | ▶️ |
| 97% | Tell your mother you're not coming home. | ▶️ |
| 100% | Where are you going? I'm going home for a minute. I have to go to the bathroom. Just go behind the trees! I have to go number two. So you can poo in the wilderness? No way, dude! What would I wipe with? Cartman, don't be such a baby! We're supposed to be rugged outdoorsmen! What do I sit on? You just squat, stupid! Not here! Go further away! God, I'm glad you guys know how these pooping outside roofs... | ▶️ |
| 97% | Tell your mother you're not coming home. | ▶️ |
| 98% | Tell your mother you're not coming home. | ▶️ |
| 100% | If you're talking about home, give it. If you're talking about love, feel it. If you're talking about peace, live it. | ▶️ |
| 99% | Tell your mother you're not coming home. | ▶️ |
| 100% | WHAT IS THIS?! I can't get home! WHAT IS THIS?! I'M STICK! WHAT IS MY LIFE?! I can't do it, John! I can't eat! I can't feel enough! I'm alive! SHOTTA YOU WHY, AREN?! THEY CAN GIVE UP NOW! OR THEY CAN THING IT UP! BECAUSE I CERTAINLY CAN'T DO WITHOUT YOU! AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T DO WITHOUT ME! I APPRECIATE IT! BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH, MAN! | ▶️ |
| 100% | There's gonna be a messy extraction, gentlemen. You volunteered for this, I hope you know what you're doing. Forget diplomacy or hurting the feelings of any scum-sucking politicians back home. If anyone even spits in your direction, shoot him dead. | ▶️ |
