| Probability | Text |
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| 32% | Tonight, for the first time in the brief history of mankind, we are truly the one planet. Last evening, we confirmed that the landing party of the Telus colony was massacred and provoked by an advanced alien civilization of tremendous power. 225 are dead, 25 are unaccounted for. Because of destroyed communications, we've only now learned that the best of the colony suffered the same fate. The alien civilization has not responded to our attempts at communication. Of this race, we know nothing. The only clue to their people is the bloodshed they've left behind. My fellow citizens of Earth, we must stand together against the deluge. We cannot possibly retreat. | ▶️ |
| 37% | You're not gonna fucking die, kid. All right? Listen to me. You're gonna be fine. Along with the kneecap, the gut, is the most painful area a guy can get shot in. Look at this shit. But it takes a long time to die from it. I'm talking days. You're gonna wish you were dead. But it takes days to die from your long time as long as you die. | ▶️ |
