| Probability | Text |
|---|
| 99% | Attention everyone. Attention everyone. This is an emergency broadcast. The unpleasant noise you are about to hear coming from your radio is not a mistake. Please do not turn off your radio, but turn up the volume on your receiver as high as it can go, so that you can make the sound we broadcast as loud as possible. | ▶️ |
| 90% | Attention please, all droids leaving the system must be cleared by customs control. | ▶️ |
| 96% | Ladies and gentlemen, now have your attention, please. | ▶️ |
| 94% | Your attention please. Non- | ▶️ |
| 95% | example of us your attention please | ▶️ |
| 96% | Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please? | ▶️ |
| 96% | Ladies and gentlemen, now have your attention, please. | ▶️ |
| 97% | Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? | ▶️ |
| 94% | Hey Grand Pal Hey hey Hey hey Hey Mah Pay attention Please never I'd give it a try I'll leave you within the minute You've already paid See you... | ▶️ |
| 98% | Hortense, the mule-faced doll! No, loud-mouthed Lisa! Stupid Lisa garbage face! I can't stand this any longer. Somebody please pay attention to me! Hello? Pay attention to me? Look at me! I'm Bart, I'm Bart, look at me, look at me, look at me! | ▶️ |
