| Probability | Text |
| 70% | Now I'm tired of all those lame-ass, team-ass, prefabricated sorry excuses for singers and musicians. |
| 70% | What if you write their own songs? |
| 70% | What the world needs now is a musical revolution. |
| 70% | We need some rock! We need something that has balls! |
| 70% | We need something with substance, depth, something with soul, some edge, some passion, some power! |
| 70% | Shit, if it's gonna be mellow, fuck man, it better have something, it better mean something! |
| 70% | I'm telling you, you gotta hit them with something hard. |
| 70% | You gotta stick them with something limp! |
| 99% | Exist, milky, I'm so fucking tired of the shit that I'm hearing on the radio! |
| 99% | Radio sucks! The same fucking songs over and over again! |