| Probability | Text | 
                | 94% |  I don't know what's gonna happen man, but I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames. Alright! Bye! | ▶️ | 
                | 94% |  Alright, we'll see you next time. | ▶️ | 
                | 100% |  Alright boys, let the show begin. | ▶️ | 
                | 98% |  Alright, Hel. I'll go in for the emergency airlock. Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult. | ▶️ | 
                | 96% |  You make me feel alright! | ▶️ | 
                | 97% |  Everything is gonna be alright | ▶️ | 
                | 96% |  Everything's gonna be alright | ▶️ | 
                | 97% |  Yep, alright. Who stole the gold? | ▶️ | 
                | 100% |  Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism. | ▶️ | 
                | 100% |  Alright, Turds, listen up! Now that your mom is gone, I'm in charge. I don't know how you treat your other babysitters, but when I'm babysitting, you're nothing but a little turd. You're a stinky, dried up, stupid turd! | ▶️ |