| Probability | Text |
|---|
| 97% | I can dig it, on that note we're about to go into two of the funkiest motherfuckers out this motherfucker. | ▶️ |
| 99% | Attention everyone. Attention everyone. This is an emergency broadcast. The unpleasant noise you are about to hear coming from your radio is not a mistake. Please do not turn off your radio, but turn up the volume on your receiver as high as it can go, so that you can make the sound we broadcast as loud as possible. | ▶️ |
| 100% | But about that particular time. | ▶️ |
| 99% | When I was institutionalized, my brain was studying exhaustively, and the guys of mental health. I was interrogated, I was x-ray, I was examined thoroughly. Ha! Then they took everything about me and put it into a computer, but they created this model on my mind. Yes! Use that model! They managed to generate every thought I could possibly have in the next, say, ten years, which they then filtered through a probability and made sure it's of some kind to determine everything I was gonna do in that period! So you think? Huh. She knew I was gonna leave the army for twelve monkeys into the pages of history, forever even occurred to me. She knows everything I'm ever gonna do before I know it myself. How's that? | ▶️ |
| 99% | I'm pretty sure about that. | ▶️ |
| 100% | It's Thursday the 23rd, and I'm so bored. Actually, I'm in kind of a weird mood. Remember that mystery man I told you about? I think a couple of times he's tried to kill me. This guy can really light my F-I-R-E. | ▶️ |
| 100% | If there's anything in football that's gonna kill you, it's turnovers. They're a nightmare for coaches, they're a nightmare for players. Players don't talk about it, players don't think about it, players don't wanna know about it. They're a nightmare for fans, they're a nightmare for everyone. So if you're playing defense, you're trying to boom, you're trying to hit and cause turnovers. If you're playing offense, you wanna protect that ball like it's the most valuable thing there is. | ▶️ |
| 94% | If there's anything in football that's gonna kill you, it's turnovers. They're a nightmare for coaches, they're a nightmare for players. Players don't talk about it, players don't think about it, players don't wanna know about it. They're a nightmare for fans, they're a nightmare for everyone. So if you're playing defense, you're trying to boom, you're trying to hit and cause turnovers. If you're playing offense, you wanna protect that ball like it's the most valuable thing there is. | ▶️ |
| 98% | Cause that's what love is all about. | ▶️ |
| 99% | What can I say about people who say they have one fucking thing that happens to me and says I'm so beautiful? | ▶️ |
