| Probability | Text |
|---|
| 94% | I don't know what's gonna happen man, but I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames. Alright! Bye! | ▶️ |
| 90% | Eh? Don't know why I'm taking it personal. Send for the new gun. | ▶️ |
| 91% | No more shines, Billy. What? I said no more shines. Maybe you were here by the way. You've been away a long time. They didn't go off there, pay. I don't shine shoes anymore. Relax. Read a quick letter. What's coming to you? I'm gonna break your balls a little bit. That's all. I'm only kidding with you. Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding. You know, there's a lot of people around. I mean, I'm only kidding with you. I'm in a party. I mean, I just came home. I haven't seen you in a long time. And I'm breaking your balls and you're right where you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm gonna offend you. I'm sorry. It's okay. I'll be right back. So... I'll go home and get your fucking shine box. | ▶️ |
| 89% | I don't even know what to tell you! | ▶️ |
| 97% | I've seen you somewhere before. I don't know your name, stranger, but your face is familiar. | ▶️ |
| 97% | I don't know what this world is turning to! | ▶️ |
| 94% | Oh, Kiger, where are your manners? I don't know, but I think they're having more fun than I am! | ▶️ |
| 89% | This is P. Rose, a space soldier from the planet of your galaxy. I fully realize our language differences. However, I also know you finally have perfected the digital literature. Or as you on Earth call it, the language you do. So you can now understand that which I speak. Since the beginning of your time, we have been far beyond your planet. It has taken you centuries to even grasp what we developed eons of your years ago. Do you still believe it impossible we exist? You didn't actually think you were the only inhabited planet in the universe. How can any race be so stupid? Permit me to set your mind at ease. You don't have to conquer your planet. Only save it. We could have destroyed it long ago if that had been our aim. Our principal purpose is friendly. I admit we had to take certain means, but you might refer to us as coming. But that is because of your big guns which have destroyed some of our representatives. If you persist in denying us all our language, then we must only accept that you do not want us on friendly terms. We then have no alternative but to destroy you before you destroy us. | ▶️ |
| 97% | I don't want to make a mess and I don't want to know me! | ▶️ |
| 97% | I don't know. | ▶️ |
