| Probability | Text |
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| 97% | You can't do that. | ▶️ |
| 94% | Jenny Jamison is porno. All the time. Day and night, 24 hours. I love sex, and I'll probably be that way until I die. But you don't want to let your friend take a step? That's too bad. I can't. I'm a normal girl, I guess. I like to be with my family. I like being with my friends. I like to shop. I like to laugh. Do you have some puppies or something? Probably. I like to be on the dance floor. And now that I've been working so much, I haven't been able to be on so much as I'd like to. You know, take the classes that I'd like to be with you. But, um, maybe when I get some free time, I'll start out my ballet again. But, um, until then, maybe once. When did you say you wanted to be the best actress in the porno picture? After Luma? When do you think it would take you? Um, I think I'm the best right now, but it's just going to take me a while to get my name out there and let everybody know that I own the best. Um, I just, I want everybody to know how much I enjoy it. And that, you know, I'm not in it for the money. I'm not in it for all the wrong reasons. I'm in it because I enjoy what I'm doing. And I think it comes through in my living. | ▶️ |
| 99% | 1187, Hunter-Voss. That's the hotel, what? Where I live? Nice place, I sure guess. Is that part of the test? No, just warming up, that's all. It's not fancy or anything. You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all this is the test now? Yes, you're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look at it. What world? What desert? Doesn't make any difference what desert is completely hypothetical. But after my breathing, maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself, who knows? You look down and you see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling towards you. Tortoise? What's that? You know what a turtle is? Of course. Same thing. Never seen a turtle. But I understand what you mean. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on his back, Leon. You make up these questions, Mr. Holden, and they write them down for you. The tortoise lays on his back, his belly baking in a hot sun beating his legs trying to turn himself over, but it can't. Not without your help. Would you not help him? What do you mean I'm not helping? I mean you're not helping. Why is that Leon? They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test designed to provoke an emotional response. Shall we continue? Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother? My mother? Yeah. Let me tell you about my mother. | ▶️ |
| 98% | 1187, Hunter-Voss. That's the hotel, what? Where I live? Nice place, I sure guess. Is that part of the test? No, just warming up, that's all. It's not fancy or anything. You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all this is the test now? Yes, you're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look at it. What world? What desert? Doesn't make any difference what desert is completely hypothetical. But after my breathing, maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself, who knows? You look down and you see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling towards you. Tortoise? What's that? You know what a turtle is? Of course. Same thing. Never seen a turtle. But I understand what you mean. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on his back, Leon. You make up these questions, Mr. Holden, and they write them down for you. The tortoise lays on his back, his belly baking in a hot sun beating his legs trying to turn himself over, but it can't. Not without your help. Would you not help him? What do you mean I'm not helping? I mean you're not helping. Why is that Leon? They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test designed to provoke an emotional response. Shall we continue? Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother? My mother? Yeah. Let me tell you about my mother. | ▶️ |
| 96% | Technically, I do not want to be found in talks. Technically, I should not be watching the world go by no more. But now, I do not want to be found by no more. I want to be found. The numbers are huge. I don't want to be found. I don't want to be found in a world that just can't be solved. Maybe if I had a computer. This is just a world that I can't be found in a world that I can't be found in. Dude. I'm not sure if you're bored or not. The number is 367. I'm not going to have to be found in there. I'm still going to open the computer. I can't even scroll on 367. I'm still not going to be found. I'm still not going to be found. | ▶️ |
| 100% | And like that just seems to be a bunch of pictures are dead. This is a lot here. Secret shame. Man, this is gonna want to load. Guys! Wow. Just fuck the DSI. Hot screen. It sucks. There's a crappy system. What else is here? Let's go to uh... There's a lot of crap in here. Gander bender chain. Oh, this is gonna be good. Wow. No stealing. Draw your own seeds or have a seconder. No stealing. No hating. And I can't go more. I can't do more. This isn't just cancer. Yeah. Fuck the DSI. The crappy system. No, you don't see. I'm going crunchy real quick. Wow. Why is there really heroes in this crappy techno duct that needs a good auto tune? And look, man. Real serious crap. Screw it. I'm just gonna try off the 3D. I mean DSI. This is just stupid. Tuna Memo's crap. It just is. Don't even bother with it. Unless you want a cringe because that's the only thing Tuna Memo is good for. That's all I have to say. Thanks for watching. And I'm done with this. This is just a nightmare of cringe. | ▶️ |
| 98% | And like that just seems to be a bunch of pictures are dead. This is a lot here. Secret shame. Man, this is gonna want to load. Guys! Wow. Just fuck the DSI. Hot screen. It sucks. There's a crappy system. What else is here? Let's go to uh... There's a lot of crap in here. Gander bender chain. Oh, this is gonna be good. Wow. No stealing. Draw your own seeds or have a seconder. No stealing. No hating. And I can't go more. I can't do more. This isn't just cancer. Yeah. Fuck the DSI. The crappy system. No, you don't see. I'm going crunchy real quick. Wow. Why is there really heroes in this crappy techno duct that needs a good auto tune? And look, man. Real serious crap. Screw it. I'm just gonna try off the 3D. I mean DSI. This is just stupid. Tuna Memo's crap. It just is. Don't even bother with it. Unless you want a cringe because that's the only thing Tuna Memo is good for. That's all I have to say. Thanks for watching. And I'm done with this. This is just a nightmare of cringe. | ▶️ |
| 97% | First of all, okay, listen to me, you're... uh uh uh, none of this tear stuff. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to have an attorney present while you are questioned. If you can't afford to hire one, the court will appoint you one. Do you understand that? Say yes or no. You do. You do. Okay, let's have a seat in the back seat. And this way you stop crying and getting off and stir it all off to you, okay? | ▶️ |
| 100% | I gotta admit man, after a smooth song like that, it makes me wanna... Huh? Oh, hey there little kitty. I got a present for you. Let me pull this out. Oh my god. Yeah, what are you doing? That's my Maira meat. No man, you can't do that to a cat! Oh my god! Oh man! Oh man! Oh man! Oh man! You might not be doing this! Oh! Look, it's looking like an icicle! Barn! Oh, you sick fuck! The fuck! What is he next dude? Oh, it's bleeding. And a... Oh man! Now I know the girl in the city is swinging! Oh, here it comes! Oh, man! That's what I call... Marnie drenched me the walking maze! | ▶️ |
| 99% | I gotta admit man, after a smooth song like that, it makes me wanna... Huh? Oh, hey there little kitty. I got a present for you. Let me pull this out. Oh my god. Yeah, what are you doing? That's my Maira meat. No man, you can't do that to a cat! Oh my god! Oh man! Oh man! Oh man! Oh man! You might not be doing this! Oh! Look, it's looking like an icicle! Barn! Oh, you sick fuck! The fuck! What is he next dude? Oh, it's bleeding. And a... Oh man! Now I know the girl in the city is swinging! Oh, here it comes! Oh, man! That's what I call... Marnie drenched me the walking maze! | ▶️ |
