| Probability | Text |
|---|
| 93% | You left, my wife. Call me a murderer, you have a right to kill me. | ▶️ |
| 95% | If the UFO hotline limits you to one call per day, you might be a redneck. | ▶️ |
| 89% | This is P. Rose, a space soldier from the planet of your galaxy. I fully realize our language differences. However, I also know you finally have perfected the digital literature. Or as you on Earth call it, the language you do. So you can now understand that which I speak. Since the beginning of your time, we have been far beyond your planet. It has taken you centuries to even grasp what we developed eons of your years ago. Do you still believe it impossible we exist? You didn't actually think you were the only inhabited planet in the universe. How can any race be so stupid? Permit me to set your mind at ease. You don't have to conquer your planet. Only save it. We could have destroyed it long ago if that had been our aim. Our principal purpose is friendly. I admit we had to take certain means, but you might refer to us as coming. But that is because of your big guns which have destroyed some of our representatives. If you persist in denying us all our language, then we must only accept that you do not want us on friendly terms. We then have no alternative but to destroy you before you destroy us. | ▶️ |
| 90% | What now? Let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard pipettin' niggas to go to work on the homes here. Where a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. You hear me talkin' here, Billy boy? I ain't through with you, my damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass. | ▶️ |
| 93% | Shirley, you can't be serious. I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. | ▶️ |
| 91% | I'm Phil Rankin, I appreciate the data, some registration, it will all go on for forever, and you can call me in five minutes. | ▶️ |
| 92% | If you keep it anything pass the call and pass the sale to me! | ▶️ |
| 90% | Who you gonna call? | ▶️ |
| 92% | Look, if you want me to talk in front of him, you may be asked to kill him later. It works for me. You'll call. Sign out the back if you have to. | ▶️ |
| 88% | Hey, it's me. I guess since I'm talking to this machine that you're not around, I just wanted to call, maybe, maybe say hello. See how you are, see what you're up to. You know, maybe, maybe apologize or throw things up, talk them up to things. We used to believe what things were. No, they killed a man. Well, it's not an ego of a loss, so I guess I'm, I guess I'm cool talking now. But I can't pull my heart out any more, so I guess I'll just, I'll do it. Goodbye. | ▶️ |
