| Probability | Text |
|---|
| 100% | Have you ever heard of Candyman? No. His right hand is sawing off. He has a hook jammed in the bloody stump. And if you look in the mirror, and you say his name five times, he'll appear behind you, breathing down your neck. | ▶️ |
| 100% | As we approached, we were confronted by the ruined splendor of Sparta command. The true immensity of the place became instantly apparent as our quantum tank crunched over the rubble and parked next to a shattered bunker. | ▶️ |
| 100% | And I don't really have anything I can say except, um... Well, nothing. | ▶️ |
| 100% | Preparation is irrelevant. Your people will be assimilated as easily as Picard has been. Your attempt and delay will not be successful, number one. We will proceed to Earth. And if you attempt to intervene, we will destroy you. | ▶️ |
| 100% | Congratulations, human. | ▶️ |
| 100% | Good evening ladies and gentlemen, here's a little number I so suffer easily in the Caribbean. | ▶️ |
| 100% | Congratulations, human. | ▶️ |
| 100% | And you can actually, you can also, um, email us. And that's so that you can get all the access to computer. We are your school. | ▶️ |
| 100% | Where are you going? I'm going home for a minute. I have to go to the bathroom. Just go behind the trees! I have to go number two. So you can poo in the wilderness? No way, dude! What would I wipe with? Cartman, don't be such a baby! We're supposed to be rugged outdoorsmen! What do I sit on? You just squat, stupid! Not here! Go further away! God, I'm glad you guys know how these pooping outside roofs... | ▶️ |
| 100% | Inform engine room to prepare for maximum acceleration. | ▶️ |
