| Probability | Text |
|---|
| 100% | I hope you're ready for this, cause we're going in! | ▶️ |
| 93% | Four thirty, five thousand now in the descent. Chance, take her down, now we're going down. | ▶️ |
| 100% | Where are you going? I'm going home for a minute. I have to go to the bathroom. Just go behind the trees! I have to go number two. So you can poo in the wilderness? No way, dude! What would I wipe with? Cartman, don't be such a baby! We're supposed to be rugged outdoorsmen! What do I sit on? You just squat, stupid! Not here! Go further away! God, I'm glad you guys know how these pooping outside roofs... | ▶️ |
| 92% | We're going in there with nothing. We're going in there like everybody else. | ▶️ |
| 100% | You're less than an hour. Aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind, huh? Word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps, this is fate, today is the Fourth of July. And you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution. And from annihilation, we're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And shouldn't we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday. Whereas the day when the world declared it one voice, we will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today, we celebrate our independent state. | ▶️ |
| 98% | In just three seconds, we're going to go to 143 DPM, which will be a complete waste of time since we're already there! | ▶️ |
