| Probability | Text |
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| 89% | This is P. Rose, a space soldier from the planet of your galaxy. I fully realize our language differences. However, I also know you finally have perfected the digital literature. Or as you on Earth call it, the language you do. So you can now understand that which I speak. Since the beginning of your time, we have been far beyond your planet. It has taken you centuries to even grasp what we developed eons of your years ago. Do you still believe it impossible we exist? You didn't actually think you were the only inhabited planet in the universe. How can any race be so stupid? Permit me to set your mind at ease. You don't have to conquer your planet. Only save it. We could have destroyed it long ago if that had been our aim. Our principal purpose is friendly. I admit we had to take certain means, but you might refer to us as coming. But that is because of your big guns which have destroyed some of our representatives. If you persist in denying us all our language, then we must only accept that you do not want us on friendly terms. We then have no alternative but to destroy you before you destroy us. | ▶️ |
| 94% | Jenny Jamison is porno. All the time. Day and night, 24 hours. I love sex, and I'll probably be that way until I die. But you don't want to let your friend take a step? That's too bad. I can't. I'm a normal girl, I guess. I like to be with my family. I like being with my friends. I like to shop. I like to laugh. Do you have some puppies or something? Probably. I like to be on the dance floor. And now that I've been working so much, I haven't been able to be on so much as I'd like to. You know, take the classes that I'd like to be with you. But, um, maybe when I get some free time, I'll start out my ballet again. But, um, until then, maybe once. When did you say you wanted to be the best actress in the porno picture? After Luma? When do you think it would take you? Um, I think I'm the best right now, but it's just going to take me a while to get my name out there and let everybody know that I own the best. Um, I just, I want everybody to know how much I enjoy it. And that, you know, I'm not in it for the money. I'm not in it for all the wrong reasons. I'm in it because I enjoy what I'm doing. And I think it comes through in my living. | ▶️ |
| 97% | A lot of people ask me stupid fucking questions. A lot of people think that what I say on record, or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life, or that I believe in it. Or if I say that I want to kill somebody that I'm actually gonna do it, or that I believe in it. Oh shit, if you believe that, then I'll kill you. | ▶️ |
| 91% | What do you think! | ▶️ |
| 97% | how is this the one I question always answer? my account is counseling I think the issue is... I don't know what to do with you. I can't see the eyes of you. I can't even see you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. | ▶️ |
| 94% | I am Corn Oreo! I need TV for my bong hole! Senor Beavis, don't let that two hell pass! Are you threatening me? You will give me TV! Bong Oreo? Beavis, just what in the hell do you think you're doing? Do not make my bong hole angry! You wanna be Oreo? Get the hell out of my class and go straight to the principal's office, now! Um... Okay... Be principal, he will give me TV! I will hate for my bong oil to get Oreo! Let's say some friendia, senorita, because... Where I come from, we have no bong hole! | ▶️ |
| 91% | What do you think? | ▶️ |
| 97% | Do you know what I think? | ▶️ |
| 93% | What are you gonna do? Nice college boy, huh? They wanna get mixed up in a family business, and now you wanna gun down a police car from like this, you slap you in the face a little bit? Huh? What do you think, this is the army when you shoot them a mile away? You gotta get them close like this, the thing that blow their brains all over your nice cyber league suit. Come here, mwah! You're taking a spare, you person. | ▶️ |
| 89% | They wanna get mixed up in the family business, and now you wanna gun down a police captain like this. You slap your face a little bit? Huh? What do you think, this is the army? Will you shoot him a mile away? You gotta get him close like this, and the thing, you blow their brains all over your nice cyber league suit. Come in. Mwah! You're taking a spare, of course. | ▶️ |
