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| 99% | 1187, Hunter-Voss. That's the hotel, what? Where I live? Nice place, I sure guess. Is that part of the test? No, just warming up, that's all. It's not fancy or anything. You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all this is the test now? Yes, you're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look at it. What world? What desert? Doesn't make any difference what desert is completely hypothetical. But after my breathing, maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself, who knows? You look down and you see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling towards you. Tortoise? What's that? You know what a turtle is? Of course. Same thing. Never seen a turtle. But I understand what you mean. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on his back, Leon. You make up these questions, Mr. Holden, and they write them down for you. The tortoise lays on his back, his belly baking in a hot sun beating his legs trying to turn himself over, but it can't. Not without your help. Would you not help him? What do you mean I'm not helping? I mean you're not helping. Why is that Leon? They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test designed to provoke an emotional response. Shall we continue? Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother? My mother? Yeah. Let me tell you about my mother. | ▶️ |
| 98% | 1187, Hunter-Voss. That's the hotel, what? Where I live? Nice place, I sure guess. Is that part of the test? No, just warming up, that's all. It's not fancy or anything. You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all this is the test now? Yes, you're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look at it. What world? What desert? Doesn't make any difference what desert is completely hypothetical. But after my breathing, maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself, who knows? You look down and you see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling towards you. Tortoise? What's that? You know what a turtle is? Of course. Same thing. Never seen a turtle. But I understand what you mean. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on his back, Leon. You make up these questions, Mr. Holden, and they write them down for you. The tortoise lays on his back, his belly baking in a hot sun beating his legs trying to turn himself over, but it can't. Not without your help. Would you not help him? What do you mean I'm not helping? I mean you're not helping. Why is that Leon? They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test designed to provoke an emotional response. Shall we continue? Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother? My mother? Yeah. Let me tell you about my mother. | ▶️ |
| 99% | if she can memorize every nuance of his latest assault on logic and the human image. Now baby, I got it here to give, but if you won't receive it, there's just nothing I can do. | ▶️ |
| 100% | And like that just seems to be a bunch of pictures are dead. This is a lot here. Secret shame. Man, this is gonna want to load. Guys! Wow. Just fuck the DSI. Hot screen. It sucks. There's a crappy system. What else is here? Let's go to uh... There's a lot of crap in here. Gander bender chain. Oh, this is gonna be good. Wow. No stealing. Draw your own seeds or have a seconder. No stealing. No hating. And I can't go more. I can't do more. This isn't just cancer. Yeah. Fuck the DSI. The crappy system. No, you don't see. I'm going crunchy real quick. Wow. Why is there really heroes in this crappy techno duct that needs a good auto tune? And look, man. Real serious crap. Screw it. I'm just gonna try off the 3D. I mean DSI. This is just stupid. Tuna Memo's crap. It just is. Don't even bother with it. Unless you want a cringe because that's the only thing Tuna Memo is good for. That's all I have to say. Thanks for watching. And I'm done with this. This is just a nightmare of cringe. | ▶️ |
| 98% | And like that just seems to be a bunch of pictures are dead. This is a lot here. Secret shame. Man, this is gonna want to load. Guys! Wow. Just fuck the DSI. Hot screen. It sucks. There's a crappy system. What else is here? Let's go to uh... There's a lot of crap in here. Gander bender chain. Oh, this is gonna be good. Wow. No stealing. Draw your own seeds or have a seconder. No stealing. No hating. And I can't go more. I can't do more. This isn't just cancer. Yeah. Fuck the DSI. The crappy system. No, you don't see. I'm going crunchy real quick. Wow. Why is there really heroes in this crappy techno duct that needs a good auto tune? And look, man. Real serious crap. Screw it. I'm just gonna try off the 3D. I mean DSI. This is just stupid. Tuna Memo's crap. It just is. Don't even bother with it. Unless you want a cringe because that's the only thing Tuna Memo is good for. That's all I have to say. Thanks for watching. And I'm done with this. This is just a nightmare of cringe. | ▶️ |
| 97% | First of all, okay, listen to me, you're... uh uh uh, none of this tear stuff. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to have an attorney present while you are questioned. If you can't afford to hire one, the court will appoint you one. Do you understand that? Say yes or no. You do. You do. Okay, let's have a seat in the back seat. And this way you stop crying and getting off and stir it all off to you, okay? | ▶️ |
| 100% | I gotta admit man, after a smooth song like that, it makes me wanna... Huh? Oh, hey there little kitty. I got a present for you. Let me pull this out. Oh my god. Yeah, what are you doing? That's my Maira meat. No man, you can't do that to a cat! Oh my god! Oh man! Oh man! Oh man! Oh man! You might not be doing this! Oh! Look, it's looking like an icicle! Barn! Oh, you sick fuck! The fuck! What is he next dude? Oh, it's bleeding. And a... Oh man! Now I know the girl in the city is swinging! Oh, here it comes! Oh, man! That's what I call... Marnie drenched me the walking maze! | ▶️ |
| 99% | I gotta admit man, after a smooth song like that, it makes me wanna... Huh? Oh, hey there little kitty. I got a present for you. Let me pull this out. Oh my god. Yeah, what are you doing? That's my Maira meat. No man, you can't do that to a cat! Oh my god! Oh man! Oh man! Oh man! Oh man! You might not be doing this! Oh! Look, it's looking like an icicle! Barn! Oh, you sick fuck! The fuck! What is he next dude? Oh, it's bleeding. And a... Oh man! Now I know the girl in the city is swinging! Oh, here it comes! Oh, man! That's what I call... Marnie drenched me the walking maze! | ▶️ |
| 100% | WHAT IS THIS?! I can't get home! WHAT IS THIS?! I'M STICK! WHAT IS MY LIFE?! I can't do it, John! I can't eat! I can't feel enough! I'm alive! SHOTTA YOU WHY, AREN?! THEY CAN GIVE UP NOW! OR THEY CAN THING IT UP! BECAUSE I CERTAINLY CAN'T DO WITHOUT YOU! AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T DO WITHOUT ME! I APPRECIATE IT! BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH, MAN! | ▶️ |
