| Probability | Text |
|---|
| 94% | You need to turn the stove on. | ▶️ |
| 99% | Attention everyone. Attention everyone. This is an emergency broadcast. The unpleasant noise you are about to hear coming from your radio is not a mistake. Please do not turn off your radio, but turn up the volume on your receiver as high as it can go, so that you can make the sound we broadcast as loud as possible. | ▶️ |
| 100% | When the world turns it back on you, you turn ya back on the world! | ▶️ |
| 100% | Come on, turn that up! | ▶️ |
| 100% | Put your hands behind your head and lock your fingers. Turn right towards the machine and put your head on it. | ▶️ |
| 95% | Tune in. Turn on. | ▶️ |
| 93% | Uh, I'm on a radio, ready to turn all the | ▶️ |
| 98% | I will turn on the lights | ▶️ |
| 97% | Turn on the radio | ▶️ |
| 99% | 1187, Hunter-Voss. That's the hotel, what? Where I live? Nice place, I sure guess. Is that part of the test? No, just warming up, that's all. It's not fancy or anything. You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all this is the test now? Yes, you're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look at it. What world? What desert? Doesn't make any difference what desert is completely hypothetical. But after my breathing, maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself, who knows? You look down and you see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling towards you. Tortoise? What's that? You know what a turtle is? Of course. Same thing. Never seen a turtle. But I understand what you mean. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on his back, Leon. You make up these questions, Mr. Holden, and they write them down for you. The tortoise lays on his back, his belly baking in a hot sun beating his legs trying to turn himself over, but it can't. Not without your help. Would you not help him? What do you mean I'm not helping? I mean you're not helping. Why is that Leon? They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test designed to provoke an emotional response. Shall we continue? Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother? My mother? Yeah. Let me tell you about my mother. | ▶️ |
