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H A R U N O N I W A
S P R I N G G A R D E N
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Made by: j-61m AKA 637man
in OpenMPT 1.23.01.00
2~7/4/2014 AD
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14 (15) samples, 16 channels,
30 (34) patterns, 42 (47) orders,
Duration 4:27, Tempo 140 BPM
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M A D E I N C Z E C H I A
or THE CZECHLANDS, if you like.
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Changelog:
1st hotfix - sample loops and
sample attributions fixed
2nd hotfix - forgot notecut
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Have a listen and imagine yourself relaxing (It's an euphoric trance, it was
made for your mind to dance, not your body.) in a Japanese spring garden full
of sakuras and singing birds, eating sushi, drinking sake (not a salmon),
sometimes having a dubstep bass drop-like seizure from earthquakes, wachthing
a tsumami or nuclear explosion (the last one was in 2011 - Fukushima, last
from nukes on Hiroshima and Nagasaki) and shit.
Kind of a world music, if you look at the name of the sample 3 and 5, isn't
it? Let's say this is a world trance. It has ethnic-like instruments, long
snare rolls, drums like industrial metal, an arpeggio. The break sounds more
like Drum 'n' Bass with it's groove. Anyway, these happy melodies (made by
pressing random keys in the Chinese pentatonics from C - a major scale with
3rd and 7th tone removed) might get annoying in the end of the song, so don't
listen to it too many times in a row.
If you wonder why is exactly pattern and sample number 13 empty, it's because
I'm suspicious about it. Some kind of remains of my early OCD. I'm quite
successful with eliminating it, like turning it into ADHD, but I'm still very
sleepy, especially this time - spring tiredness from daylight saving changes
(Fuck it already, use one time zone you mostly geographically belong to,
especially you, France and Spain, use UTC if you are under UK.) I can go
sleep without having a shower or bath or brushing my teeth. I also don't feel
the need to wash my hands before eating at a fast food, because I know the
food is not healthy anyway.
Also if you feel really bored (like that you are reading this song message),
you could check my blog at getmania.blogspot.com (or .cz) where you can find
something to read while on toilet or during a boring class. There is some
Czech and German (my primary and tertial languages, the secondary one being
English) content too, but I provide the Google Translate button for those
Microshit Windoze Idiot Exploiter (you might know it as Microsoft(R) Windows
(R) Internet Explorer(R)) users who don't know about Godzilla Firefucks
(Mozilla Firefox), Aluminium (Chrome, Chromium) or Ape Jungle (Apple Safari).
Unfortunately the coding of the song message is only 8-bit so it cannot into
kanji. Writing Japanese only in katakana is as ugly as in romaji or only
hiragana, like Caps Lock scream or wrayting layk dis, jast tink of d wey
Jepenees distroy words dey teyk from adr lengwijis bay wrayting dem in deyr
katakana wif only konzonents ent wawls Jepenees rikognayzis ent yoozis, nat
tu menshan frigwent shortening, sou yoo samtayms wont andrstend dem et frst
sayt eeven if yor madr lengwich iz Inglish. Ay hef jast inventid a nyuu
ortogrefy heer, samwet similer tu Dolan meem.
Sanpuru wa nusumimashita deno:
Samples were stolen from:
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ichi wakimaemasen
ni wakimaemasen mo
san "Softwarov. pir.t" by Mr. Holub (pirat.s3m)
shi "The White Tiger" by Skaven of Future Crew (tiger.stm)
go Jazz Jackrabbit (?)
roku "hallucinations" (0.mod)
shichi wakimaemasen
hachi "Windows XP" by Xaser (?)
kyuu Jazz Jackrabbit
juu wakimaemasen
juuichi wakimaemasen mo
juuni "Space Debris" by Captain of Image (spacedeb.mod)
juusan nani mo
juushi "Second Reality" by Purple Motion of Future Crew (2ND_PM.S3M)
juuroku "Second Reality" by Purple Motion of Future Crew (2ND_PM.S3M)
wakimaemasen - don't remember
mo - too, so, also
nani mo - nothing
See you in another IT module (or MP3 if I can get myself to actually finish
something in FL Studio)!
~~ Johannes Getmann aus Schei.endorf AKA:
John Getman from Shittyville, Jan Getman.uk, 637man, j-61m, Getty, Honza,
debile, cretain, idiot, fucker etc.
7th April 2014 A.D.
