Format:

ModPlug Tracker 1.16 XM 1.04

Size:

905032 bytes

BPM:

125

Speed:

6

Channels:

14

Song Length:

37

Samples:

43

Instruments:

39

Patterns:

31

Tracks:

1

Track length:

421

SHA1:

e27fef53f37175a6fcb6ddff6d28a6f718648bd6

MD5:

4f609672a5d905d42964aba44f2974e8

"There's Nothing On Top Of The Fridge" by Schpog Productions, (c) 1997, 1998.

Yep, this song is quite a few years old, but it's still a good one.
I figured I may as well upload it to the Mod Archive since it wasn't
there already.

Mail me if you liked it: mcgmed@gil.com.au
Here are the lyrics, for those of you who are interested:

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There's nothing on top of the fridge.

I'm not paying for that dust.
I'm not paying for that dust.
I'm not paying for that dust.
I'm not paying for that dust.

I'm not paying for that lard!
I'm not paying for that lard!
I'm not paying for that lard!
I'm not paying for that lard!

I don't like nostrils.
I don't like nostrils.
I don't like nostrils.
I don't like nostrils.
I don't like nostrils.
I don't like nostrils.
I don't like nostrils.
I don't like nostrils.

That shirt's not lonely.
That shirt's not lonely.
That shirt's not lonely.
Not paying for that dust.

That shirt's not lonely.
That shirt's not lonely.
That shirt's not lonely.
Not paying for that dust.

Lard. Lard. Lard. Lard.

I'm not paying for that dust.

Stanley, it's still not right.  Play it again, with more feeling.
OK HUBERT, IF YOU INSIST.

STOP IT, STOP IT!  THIS IS STUPID!
No it isn't.  I think it was quite entertaining.
IT WAS AWFUL.
You don't know what you're talking about.  It was a great song.
SHUT UP.
No, YOU shut up.
ALRIGHT, YOU ASKED FOR THIS.
[punch]
Ahh!  Why you little-
[clang]
ARGH!
[sounds of a fight.  gunshot.]
HUBERT?  HUBERT?  ARE YOU ALIVE?  HUBERT?  OH DEAR.

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1. "There's Nothing On
2. Top Of The Fridge"
3. {revised edition}
4. (c) 1997, 1998 Schpog
5. Productions. All of
6. the speech samples
7. are computer-generated
8. and devised by our
9. depraved minds & the
10. minds of those around
11. us. They are not meant
12. to make any sense
13. whatsoever.
15. This song should be
16. heard in stereo thru
17. headphones or big
18. speakers.
20. Tell us what you
21. think:
22. mcgmed@gil.com.au