T.N.O.T.O.T.F.


Format:
ModPlug Tracker 1.16 XM 1.04
Size:
905032 bytes
BPM:
125
Speed:
6
Channels:
14
Song Length:
37
Samples:
43
Instruments:
39
Patterns:
31
Tracks:
1
Track length:
421
SHA1:
e27fef53f37175a6fcb6ddff6d28a6f718648bd6
MD5:
4f609672a5d905d42964aba44f2974e8


Comment

"There's Nothing On Top Of The Fridge" by Schpog Productions, (c) 1997, 1998.

Yep, this song is quite a few years old, but it's still a good one.
I figured I may as well upload it to the Mod Archive since it wasn't
there already.

Mail me if you liked it: mcgmed@gil.com.au
Here are the lyrics, for those of you who are interested:

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There's nothing on top of the fridge.

I'm not paying for that dust.
I'm not paying for that dust.
I'm not paying for that dust.
I'm not paying for that dust.

I'm not paying for that lard!
I'm not paying for that lard!
I'm not paying for that lard!
I'm not paying for that lard!

I don't like nostrils.
I don't like nostrils.
I don't like nostrils.
I don't like nostrils.
I don't like nostrils.
I don't like nostrils.
I don't like nostrils.
I don't like nostrils.

That shirt's not lonely.
That shirt's not lonely.
That shirt's not lonely.
Not paying for that dust.

That shirt's not lonely.
That shirt's not lonely.
That shirt's not lonely.
Not paying for that dust.

Lard. Lard. Lard. Lard.

I'm not paying for that dust.

Stanley, it's still not right.  Play it again, with more feeling.
OK HUBERT, IF YOU INSIST.

STOP IT, STOP IT!  THIS IS STUPID!
No it isn't.  I think it was quite entertaining.
IT WAS AWFUL.
You don't know what you're talking about.  It was a great song.
SHUT UP.
No, YOU shut up.
ALRIGHT, YOU ASKED FOR THIS.
[punch]
Ahh!  Why you little-
[clang]
ARGH!
[sounds of a fight.  gunshot.]
HUBERT?  HUBERT?  ARE YOU ALIVE?  HUBERT?  OH DEAR.

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Instances

Source Name Folder
Modarchive tnototf.xm XM/T/tnototf.xm.zip
Modarchive tnototf.xm T/TN/tnototf.xm.zip

Links

Samples

# Name Used in Size
1. No name 9705 ▶️ 64%:
LART!
2. No name 24153 ▶️ 100%:
I'm not paying for that dust.
3. No name 13560 ▶️
4. No name 11227 ▶️
5. No name 5606 ▶️
6. No name 10404 ▶️
7. No name 13553 ▶️
8. No name 1464 ▶️
9. Carre4 28680 ▶️
10. No name 6279 ▶️
11. No name 1 other modules 23018 ▶️ 96%:
Stanley, it's still not right.
12. No name 1 other modules 19420 ▶️ 96%:
Play it again with more feeling.
13. No name 32522 ▶️ 95%:
Okay, Huber, if you insist.
14. No name 1481 ▶️
15. No name 14 other modules 4318 ▶️
16. No name 13 other modules 1994 ▶️
17. No name 9927 ▶️
18. No name 7 other modules 14948 ▶️
19. No name 15641 ▶️
20. No name 1 other modules 8265 ▶️ 89%:
Stop it.
21. No name 14125 ▶️ 100%:
This is stupid.
22. No name 18911 ▶️ 100%:
I don't like nostrils.
23. No name 53324 ▶️ 100%:
There's nothing on top of the bridge.
24. No name 18030 ▶️ 99%:
That shirt's not lovely.
25. No name 10757 ▶️ 99%:
No, it hasn't.
26. No name 21622 ▶️ 100%:
I think it was quite entertaining.
27. No name 1 other modules 18571 ▶️ 99%:
It was awful.
28. No name 1 other modules 57715 ▶️ 95%:
You don't know what you're talking about. It was a great song.
29. No name 1 other modules 8984 ▶️ 96%:
Shut up.
30. No name 1 other modules 22762 ▶️ 97%:
No, you shut up.
31. No name 2 other modules 28979 ▶️ 100%:
Alright, you asked for this.
32. No name 6641 ▶️
33. No name 18704 ▶️
34. No name 1 other modules 10334 ▶️ 68%:
Ugh.
35. No name 1 other modules 12779 ▶️ 91%:
Why you ever...
36. No name 1 other modules 17399 ▶️ 64%:
rev
37. No name 107799 ▶️ 82%:
You stupid goddamn low-life girl for nothing dishonest rotten, leaving twisted ankle-biting son of a Mongolian squirrel merchant.
38. No name 86912 ▶️ 95%:
People like you should be rounded up and subjected to hours upon hours of Scandinavian cheese-dancing.
39. No name 1 other modules 6528 ▶️
40. No name 1 other modules 14569 ▶️
41. No name 11761 ▶️ 51%:
you, CountSE
42. No name 20464 ▶️ 98%:
Are you alive?
43. No name 10920 ▶️ 99%:
Oh dear.

Instruments

  1. "There's Nothing On
  2. Top Of The Fridge"
  3. {revised edition}
  4. (c) 1997, 1998 Schpog
  5. Productions. All of
  6. the speech samples
  7. are computer-generated
  8. and devised by our
  9. depraved minds & the
  10. minds of those around
  11. us. They are not meant
  12. to make any sense
  13. whatsoever.
  14. This song should be
  15. heard in stereo thru
  16. headphones or big
  17. speakers.
  18. Tell us what you
  19. think:
  20. mcgmed@gil.com.au

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