He's up here banging on my door with a delivery. Next thing I know, he's groping my pants and he's got this silly Santa hat on and he's jumping all around the hallway banging on everybody's door. What, is he drunk or something?

AHHHHH ...

Yeah, my ankle's twisted though. I could see like a little piece of the bone sticking out.

I don't see any blood, just like the little ended bones sticking out there, but it's my, it's, I seems to be hanging on by like skin, so I'ma think I'm okay.

Now if I didn't know any better son, I'd say use a regular jackass!

You gotta make sure you don't tip that son of a bitch over and fall into the blades, you know what I mean?

I'll tell you what I'll give it here before and I'll also give you two slaps across your mouth because I like it.

Touch it in the back! The guy said touch it in the back! No, don't touch anything! He's- SHHHH! SHHHH! Oh! I'm so sorry!

I only want one part done and that's just my ass.

I mean my ass looks like regard to cheese in a plastic bag if you know what I'm saying.

My rear end kinda looks like a pillow that's been stepped down by a football team with cleats.

So he's touching himself and pulling at his pants.

Last week someone threw him down on the ball field and they were licking the baseball bats and dragging them in the ass with it.

He said the other day somebody tried to snap his leg. They put it in between two rocks and they were jumping on his legs.

Look, this kitty sees driving me nuts. He's calling me up all night there playing with the phone. He says his stains in the wash stairs.

AHHHHH

He's trying to pull the balls out of my pants!