"Feck" (M6I-FECK.ZIP)
Written, arranged and produced by Frotus of GroupsSuck Productions
- (frotus@juno.com)
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Samples: 47
Channels: more than your pathetic GUS can handle--get a real sound card
Time: 5:06 (GMT)
Size: 999,999 bytes before text was added
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. Yes, that is my voice in the song (laughing and ahhing), but if you
still feel the need to ask, you may do so.
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. This was originally supposed to be entered into MC6, but I missed the
deadline by about 2 hours--I forgot about about the deadline passing
halfway across the world 7 hours before it passed where I live (EST--
not GMT), and of course, the logical thing to do when holding a world-
wide contest would be to set the deadline at GreenwichMeanTime. I'm a
little disappointed, but I'm glad that all the many entrants in Fiji
got a grace period of almost a full day (in their time zone).
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. Some of you might be wondering about the meaning of the word "Feck."
You might even remember that my entry into MC5 was named "Hafasika,"
(pronounced ha-FAH-si-Kuh). This might lead you to believe that I
have a strange fetish that involves giving songs completly nonsensical
titles. I assure you, this is only partly true. While "Hafasika" was
a title of absolutely no meaning or significance, "Feck" actually DOES
mean something. Though I won't indulge it's meaning here, if you e-
mail me and ask nicely, I will tell you it's meaning and the seven
secrets of apollo. (Yes, this is simply a poorly-veiled ploy to
receive e-mail and contact with the outside world, because I am an
utter wretch, cast off from all things holy)--My, you're sharp for
noticing that. You deserve a cookie. Send me a SASE, and I'll mail
you one (no Swedes). To receive my address, you must e-mail me.
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. Alternate method of obtaining the meaning of the word "Feck":
CUT OUT SECRET DECODER RING BELOW.
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(cut along dotted lines)
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| | <--attach this end to opposite end with tape, glue, or your
| A-D | adhesive of choice
| B-M |
| C-I |
| D-K |
| E-H |
| F-S |
| G-N |
| H-P |
| I-C |
| J-Q |
| K-T |
| L-W |
| M-A |
| N-U |
| O-X | "Ten-Thousand Swedes - a Norweigan folk song"
| P-Z |
| Q-B | . ten-thousand svedes ran through the veeds
| R-L | at the battle of copenhagen
| S-F | ten-thousand svedes ran through the veeds
| T-V | chased by one norveigan.
| U-Y |
| V-R |
| W-E |
| X-O |
| Y-J |
| Z-G |
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^^^^^
Nuke Sweden!