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  "Ark Ferio" 6:02
   SmarTech
   Jan04

   smartech@abv.bg


   Greets to Polygon Ring and Scallis

















































  In the magical land called "Ark Ferio" four musicians gathered
  and decided to record a short song. All of them were completely
  or at least partially retarded. The night before, one of the
  guys bumped into the analogue synth and knocked it against the
  ground, then tripped and fell on it. The synth started to
  sound funny after that. The drummer was being irritated by a
  fly and was trying to smash it with his sticks. He was randomly
  hitting the drums and the hats. The bass player was drunk and
  did not listen to what he was playing. He was trying to screw
  everybody up and he started playing the bass line from an old
  country song because he knew the other guys hated country. And
  finally, nobody was really trying to record the track until the
  fly landed on the forehead of the guy playing the synth. The
  drummer smashed it with his stick and that rendered the other
  guy unconscious and he fell on the DAT recorder, pushing the
  record button. Fortunately, he got up in time for his part
  but was angry and dazed for the rest of the night. The guy on
  the keyboard recorded his nephew's voice and was trying to
  make it sound scary. He did not know (and in fact nobody knew
  at all) about the recording but he evetually got bored and
  switched to strings. At one point nobody knew what was going on
  because the drummer forgot his beat and started playing
  something else. By that time the bass player was half-sober and
  was getting nervous because he wanted to go to the bathroom.
  The guy with the synth realized that his synth was sounding
  funny and did not dare play for a while but then he decided to
  piss the other guys off and played a tune he had heard
  somewhere in the country because he knew that all the other
  guys hated country. So the guys played and played and played
  but at some point the DAT tape was finished. The guys were of
  course so retarted that they did not notice that fact and
  continued playing for another hour or so until the drummer
  passed out. Unfortunately, their jam was lost forever. Or maybe
  someone else had managed to record it? We'll see...

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• http://ftp.modland.com/pub/modules/Impulsetracker/Smartech/ark ferio.it
• https://modarchive.org/index.php?request=view_by_moduleid&query=33968