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Impulse Tracker 2.14 IT 2.14

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298314 bytes

BPM:

125

Speed:

6

Channels:

13

Song Length:

30

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Tracks:

1

Track length:

325

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                        D O   T H E   B U G   O U T          
                            H I G H L A N D E R
                                  1 9 9 8
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  Whoo-wee!  The veritable joy of summer is upon us (Shyeah, Right!), the
 season of happiness, holidays, the sun, sea and surf.  Ahh... This is the
   life. <Little voice in my head speaks...>  Woah.  Wake up, dude.  You
                            live in Scotland. 
     It has been confirmed - by myself - that Scotland has THE crappiest
  weather in the entire universe.  This summer was not summer (If you know
       what I mean), it rained nearly all of the time, drowning, quite
 literally, anyones hopes of getting a good suntan. Not to mention that it
  is blowing what feels like a force ten gale (Hey, who IS Gale?) outside.
    Actually, that's not such a bad thing at this time of the year, when
                 babes wear short skirts, heh heh!
   Ahem.  Apologies if yer a girl and you're reading this!  ..No, Really.
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           Anywayz, wot do you think of my groovy new toon?
  There's a bit of a story to this tune, so put down that newspaper, prop
    your feet up, and grab a glass of 1976 Chardonnay.  It's story time.
                            (Deep Breath)
  "It was a windy night...  Thunder crashed outside...  I sat in front of
   my 'puter. I was meditating to a on-screen fractal (with the ratio of
   n+0.5=666 - don't ask),  getting attuned to the funkadelic stotoscope
  idiom that was, and still is, the groovyverse.  I clicked my mouse onto
    Impulse Tracker(TM), and put down the tracks for what was to be the
  grooviest module ever made by a human being.  It all started well, then
  tragedy struck. I ran out of funky ideas.  The module sat for months on
   my hard drive,  stuck in a horrendously quiet groovyverse of it's own. 
   None of the other (Dot)Modules did'nt want to play with it, and as it
  grew lonlier. ideas were slowly brewing inside my cranium.  After a few
   beers one night, I once more loaded the tune up and grooved out to it
  until it reached the point which it had stopped - a really grating organ
   note looped over the speakers. A pain of funkadelic proportions ripped
     through my head.  The module had spead it's groovyverse into the
    corporeal world.  It  was speaking to me, instructing me with every
  track, beat, and rhythm. Soon, I had finished the whole tune, and it's
  groovyverse was complete.  And so, I had done the world a great deed by
 shaking the foundations of the planet.  Soon, everyone was dancin' in the
     streets everywhere.  The (dot)module sent a psyonik funkapulse to
  everyone's brain, causing them to chant "Do the Bug Out".  The world had
      become a better place.  There was no war, no famine, and People
    Found out that Elvis (and Jesus) wre, in fact, aliens. The Spice Girls
 died horribly in a plan  crash which, spookily enough, flew into Ex-Spice
    Geri's house, killing her, and her pet french poodle, too. Strange
           co-incedence, or divine intervention.  You decide...."
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    Heh heh! All that CRAP just came out of my head.  And for those out
   there who might think that thw above "Story" was drug-induced.  NOOO!
 All of it was streamed from a perfectly (Okay, mabye not!) sane brain. 
   No artificial stimulants (not including caffiene or watching the
                teletubbies) were used on this product.
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  E-Mail me, humanz!!                          craigjames'cableinet.co.uk
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                             Ciao for now.

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