LiFe aFteR 2:00am - part 2
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Welcome to another pointless adventure.
This one is called 'Simon, the pig salesman'.
press f5 to begin ...
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(0:00 -> 0:51)
We join our hero on his journey as a pig salesman across the arid terrain
of Shlenghobvia. It had been a difficult day, he had only sold 2 pigs
(his favorites in fact) and was growing tired and hungry. As he entered a
large valley, he saw what appeared to be a bottle, wedged in between two
medium sized rocks. On approaching the rocks, he smelt a familiar odour.
It smelt like hundred year old Gorgonzola. Fondly remembering many tasty
Gorgonzola dinners in his childhood, Simon was drawn to the boulders, and
attempted to pull the small bottle from where it was stuck.
As the bottle came loose, he looked at what was inside. The bottle
appeared to be full of what appeared to be water.. at least that's what it
appeared to be. All of a sudden he had a tremendous urge to drink the
crystaline liquid, so he did.
(0:51 -> 1:22)
All of a sudden he heard the sound of many animals around him, and his
legs felt like jelly. He began to dance wildly, and all the creatures of
the forest came to join him. After a hefty session of heel & toe polka(tm)
with the many beasts, a large yak approached him.
(1:22 -> 2:43)
"hello, Simon... i must say you certainly know your polka!"
Simon was surprised that he'd never noticed how eloquent the yaks were
around these parts.
"What i was meaning to tell you is that are the chosen one. Legend(tm) has
it that only the chosen hero would be able to remove the flask from the
rock of the great Gorgonzola.. and if he drank it he would become an
almighty pig salesman!"
Simon thought for second then replied,
"But i'm already a pig salesman!"
The yak lifted an eyebrow.
"Well, that's just bad luck then. It just goes to show that this story has
absolutely no moral... and certainly no point. Hmmm... well, perhaps it
does have a moral. The moral of the story is 'get more sleep!' If you did
so, you probably wouldn't find yourself talking to yaks so often."
With that, the yak dissapeared, never to be seen again.
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Samples from lots of places ... if i've stolen yours, feel free to use
mine! (the files are named after the songs i ripped em from)
Voice samples from 'Simon the sorcerer!' ...
Tabla loops, cartoon sounds, animal sounds, xylophone ripped from various
raw data files. Drum loop from 'New World Order' sample CD ... distorted
by me :)
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Greetz to AstraDyne, Clef, Ozone, Pulse, Nutbutter, Shock, Fusion, Merlin,
Skaven, Delta X, Sabbath, BCS, ChuckB... everyone else in Catch22 and
all of NOISE ...
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