Meat Bingo by 5iNtek Industries
First thought of: February 1999
Completed: April 1999
This song, in my opinion, is my first successful song. I've created a few
before this, but I don't think any of them could compare. All samples have
been ripped from other songs, credit has been given (look under the
SAMPLES.) If you're the owner of Tom, please send me an e-mail to me for
credit. If you don't want your sample in this song because you think it's
the worst thing you've ever heard, also e-mail me. I'll replace it with
something.
Well, what can I say?
Nothing much.
This song was almost released a month ago, when I realized how repetitive
it was. I added the piano solo, and longer intro, and changed the
drumbeat. It sounded nicer. This is the version without vocals, which
explains 036-041. Meat Bingo is constantly under construction, so if you
stop by in about a month, there will probably be a new better version.
Best experienced with ModPlug Player, with just a little reverb, no
surround, and Bass Expansion. Impulse Tracker works, though there is
noticeable distortion on patterns 75-82. Tell me what you think, and you
could win a prize!
E-mail complaints, moans, groans, bitches, whines, etc. to
gotohell@aol.com. Send anything I'd like to hear to
puffdaddymustdie@hotmail.com.
Have fun, and remember:
A sin a day keeps God away!
-5iNtek Industries
"We don't make many of the sins you commit."
"We make many of the sins you commit better."
(No, you can't really win a prize
for telling me
what
you
think.)
If you like e.e. cummings, then ///go:;,to-hell(()))).;\\
If you are reading this, you have no life.
You're still here? Fine. If you want to stay, you can clean the cellar.
(Fricking kids)
What do you want? What are you expecting to find?
Ummm... okay! You've found the secret message! Congratualations!
Didn't work, huh?
Why don't you go watch TV? There's probably something on worth watching.
No, really, I mean it. Go away.
Now.
NOW!
That's it. I've had it.
This is the end.
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! Thought I had you there.
"Shit piss fuck cunt cock motherfucker and tits."
-George Carlin
There is no cow level. Stop trying to find it. All the pictures about it
are fake. Blizzard has said it themselves.