I'm the no master flask, sick behind my desk, making music grotesque. At the burlesque, I just begun making music for fun. All the time on the run, shooting people with my gun. I'm the one you love to shun, I'm the one you hate to love. I'm a thug, I'm a gangster, I'm all of the above.

In the house all the time with my partners in crime Counting money every dime in the summertime Wearing shorts, wearing knickers Eating some was knickers, eating some was food Getting in the mood, getting new with my dude Ready for some honeys, my playboy bunnies

I'm a forest gnome with glass, couldn't take that stuff off my ass, letting out some gas, burning hole in my pants, totally no breath damn plants, got boobs in my own, spinning washes I grown, I use a lot of methadone, watch a lot of cartoons, one of your bitches are scooby-doo, I haven't got a clue, sniff a lot of glue, cock a doodle doo, I'm cuckoo, glue over your nest, don't call me second best, then I'll have to protest, get undressed like the rest, incest.

I'm a fucking glow monkey, not your avid junkie, so get off my back, hope you pay for a tie.

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Winning everything