Simon.
- Format:
- Impulse Tracker 2.11 IT 2.00
- Size:
- 819903 bytes
- BPM:
- 125
- Speed:
- 6
- Channels:
- 16
- Song Length:
- 34
- Samples:
- 25
- Instruments:
- 46
- Patterns:
- 24
- Tracks:
- 1
- Track length:
- 384
- SHA1:
- 846d40f9f966563a1aba98cfc637cc984179f83a
- MD5:
- dd1989c5c0cbba704dae403b8adf72dd
Comment
LiFe aFteR 2:00am - part 2 -------------------------- Welcome to another pointless adventure. This one is called 'Simon, the pig salesman'. press f5 to begin ... --------------------------------------------------------------------------- (0:00 -> 0:51) We join our hero on his journey as a pig salesman across the arid terrain of Shlenghobvia. It had been a difficult day, he had only sold 2 pigs (his favorites in fact) and was growing tired and hungry. As he entered a large valley, he saw what appeared to be a bottle, wedged in between two medium sized rocks. On approaching the rocks, he smelt a familiar odour. It smelt like hundred year old Gorgonzola. Fondly remembering many tasty Gorgonzola dinners in his childhood, Simon was drawn to the boulders, and attempted to pull the small bottle from where it was stuck. As the bottle came loose, he looked at what was inside. The bottle appeared to be full of what appeared to be water.. at least that's what it appeared to be. All of a sudden he had a tremendous urge to drink the crystaline liquid, so he did. (0:51 -> 1:22) All of a sudden he heard the sound of many animals around him, and his legs felt like jelly. He began to dance wildly, and all the creatures of the forest came to join him. After a hefty session of heel & toe polka(tm) with the many beasts, a large yak approached him. (1:22 -> 2:43) "hello, Simon... i must say you certainly know your polka!" Simon was surprised that he'd never noticed how eloquent the yaks were around these parts. "What i was meaning to tell you is that are the chosen one. Legend(tm) has it that only the chosen hero would be able to remove the flask from the rock of the great Gorgonzola.. and if he drank it he would become an almighty pig salesman!" Simon thought for second then replied, "But i'm already a pig salesman!" The yak lifted an eyebrow. "Well, that's just bad luck then. It just goes to show that this story has absolutely no moral... and certainly no point. Hmmm... well, perhaps it does have a moral. The moral of the story is 'get more sleep!' If you did so, you probably wouldn't find yourself talking to yaks so often." With that, the yak dissapeared, never to be seen again. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Samples from lots of places ... if i've stolen yours, feel free to use mine! (the files are named after the songs i ripped em from) Voice samples from 'Simon the sorcerer!' ... Tabla loops, cartoon sounds, animal sounds, xylophone ripped from various raw data files. Drum loop from 'New World Order' sample CD ... distorted by me :) --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Greetz to AstraDyne, Clef, Ozone, Pulse, Nutbutter, Shock, Fusion, Merlin, Skaven, Delta X, Sabbath, BCS, ChuckB... everyone else in Catch22 and all of NOISE ... --------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you're interested in joining Anemnesis, or just wanna talk shit mail me at : stote@peninsula.starway.net.au ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Source | Name | Folder |
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Noisemusic.org | no-simon.it | 1997/no-simon/ |
Modland | simon - the pig salesman.it | Impulsetracker/Stote/ |
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3. | StOtE / Anemnesis | 1 other modules | 67088 | ▶️ | 99%:
I've got holy water and I'm not afraid to use it.
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It smells of hundred year old gorgonzola.
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Baaah-
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Thanks for watching!
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X- Renault
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BIRDS CHIRP
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Instruments
- fuck... its dark in here!